Then I figured I'd go the most obvious route and email the website's support address, explaining the prank texts and that I'd love to be connected to Wood to chat about it. He and Wood didn't look anything alike, so it wasn't him. I googled "ex football player turned porn star" but only found a former running back for the Minnesota Vikings named Dave Nelson, who starred in the 1995 porn flick Backfield in Motion, directed by Ron Jeremy.
According to his bio, Wood was a "hot 'n' beefy" ex-pro football player "with a warm personality and a BIG fucking cock!" Apparently, the cameraman who shot the photos I was gazing upon while sitting at my kitchen counter had "his cock throbbing" during the whole shoot, and I would have endured the same fate if I had a penis.Įxcited that I had tracked down the man inside the prank text, I set out to try to find the real Wood. His body type was labeled as "bear," "big dick," "daddy," and "muscular," which, well, accurate. His name, apparently, is "Wood." No last name, just simply "Wood." Wood was listed as a 39-year-old, 230-lb. Clean-looking man sitting on a lawn chair with a large Prince Albert piercing), the tattooed, hairy bear Jack Dixon, and Bishop Sterling, a gray-haired, mature gentleman who looks like your average pop-pop who manages a CarMax. I scrolled through, passing Adam Clay (a Mr.
On the website's tabs was a button labeled "models." I clicked that and found a gallery of men, all posed seductively in the nude. There I was greeted by, well, hot older males, all passionately engaging in oral and anal sex.
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